Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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