ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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