i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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