Me too!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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