your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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