i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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