he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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