Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize