hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
