You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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