Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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