idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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