if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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