Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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