West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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