In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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