I just pynch a tree in the face
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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