My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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