you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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