Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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