I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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