Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.

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(607): View more from New York

: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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(209): View more from California

Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(540): View more from Virginia

The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have a vagina. So i automatically win.

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