You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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