Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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