dude i'm inner monologue high
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm really busy with my period
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