Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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