Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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