Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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