My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
