I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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