Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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