quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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