how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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