You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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