Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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