She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize