He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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