How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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