that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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