is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
