I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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