your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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