So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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