You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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