Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
