Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we're chasing vodka with high fives
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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