The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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