Me too!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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