conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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