# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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