I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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