What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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