At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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