if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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