question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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