im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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