what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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