remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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