i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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