We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize