You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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