kristin has been a bad kristin
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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